In Cornwall, when I visit, I find the earth is soft and gentle
The sights and aromas make me feel quite sentimental
I love the bluebells in the spring
The joy listening to birds sing
But driving on the roads drives me mental
I love walking on the cliffs and the pounding wavy beaches
The pasties and the pubs, and the guls loud screeches
I love the cream, oh my! that cream
With scones and jam, what a dream
But the windy, tiny roads leave me speechless
Brass bands on the green, marching vigorously with zest
Cornish folk singing lustily, will Trelawney ever rest?
I love the sound of a Cornish choir
There’s nothing more that I admire
But the hedge surrounded roads are not the best
I love pub lunches, and a knickerbocker glory
Cornwall is so peaceful; there’s time to share a story
I love the ice cream and the flowers
I gaze at scenic views for hours
But the roads, no room for cars, are quite hoary!