I bought George 2 years ago and he’s ruled me ever since!

I think he is a little dog; he knows he is a prince.

He rules with rod of iron and knows what he is due

He loves the lockdown rules because of COVID flue

He likes that I am here all day to attend his beck and call

He likes to keep his slave amused throwing him a ball

He pesters me each morning till I take him for a walk

points to his lead and harness, you’d think that he could talk

he loves to greet all visitors with joy and recognition

dances round them crazily demanding their submission

I used to have a beagle who slept his life away

Dreaming dreams of conquests and rolling in the hay

But George is on patrol barking at passing folk and dogs

Chasing off the birds and sniffing out the frogs

Jumping on the furniture, chewing on his toys

Following me around, making lots of noise

Squeaking on his squeakers and digging up the lawn

Shredding up the tissues, waking up at dawn

He loves to play in water but hates to have a bath

He is a little naughty but he always makes me laugh

George? He makes me laugh!