How to lose weight when you’re 78?

Its not easy!

researching the way to lose weight each day?

its so boring!

counting your cals, resenting thin pals?

its exhausting!

walking the dog, writing a blog?

its just tiring!

avoiding the chips, reducing the hips?

its annoying!

hearing fat barbs, then cutting out carbs?

its frustrating!

joining a gym, to try to get slim?

not attending!

avoid lolly munch, then KFC lunch?

its self cancelling!

just be who I am and eat toast with jam?

its so comforting