We have Scott Morrison in Australia to lead us towards the light
His nickname here is Scomo and he believes he’s always right
In the US they have Trump with bible and raised fist
Aggressive and outspoken his good moments may be missed
His tweets are monumental, his language strong and rude
A misogynistic racist whose approach is loud and crude
In UK scruffy Boris leads the Pommes through covid hell
He was stricken by corona and he wasn’t very well
But Jacinda, oh Jacinda what a leader, what a dame
My heart lights up with joy when I hear your lovely name
You are kind and clever and strong and aggressive when need be
New Zealand has a treasure, I wonder if they’ll take me!
We have our issues over here which need some concentration
Black deaths in custody must be addressed by our nation
Maybe it would help our Scomo to look across the ditch
To find out what Jacinda would do, to inform his pitch
Oh Jacinda I know you have your flaws, as humans we all do
But if you want to be an Aussie, I would welcome you!